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Sweaty Eds
Member2 for me Matt
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MemberJesus, Slinky. I think you should see a doctor if your knob looks like that!
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MemberNot me, not tomorrow, Captain.
Daughters 14th birthday, planning a bit of breakfast out, a walk in Colby and a lorry load of No.7 (exclusive to Boots, order online before 6, pick up in your local Boots store anytime after 12 the next day). Hoping to sneak out for an hour or two in the afternoon, will drop in if I see the forge is lit.
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MemberApparently Roger has got the ok from the tandem stoker and is planning to make an appearance on Friday to report back on his winter kit experiment.
Earlier this week, he dressed up in one of Jos’s old butchers coats smeared with ear wax and lay down adjacent to the hot tub during the lesbian evening to test its waterproofing properties. He’s promised me photos.
Be there around 6.30 for a couple of beers and a peek at Mat G’s new tattoo.
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MemberClubmates.
Confession time. I have slightly exaggerated the properties of the new winter kit in an attempt to keep a jokey feel to the post in the hope this may avoid the posting of hair-trigger, ill-judged negative comments.
So to put the record straight.
The winter jersey will keep you warm in the winter. It is water repellent. It is mainly white in the club design. It costs £85.99. It will not do your ironing nor will it walk your dog. Sorry.
The arm warmers will keep you arms warm. They are black and red with Narberth Dynamos on them. It is true that they never need winding nor ironing but I made up the bit about them pushing on the hills. Sorry for any misunderstanding.
As an alternative, an award winning local butcher has given me some old warehouse coats. If you wear these backwards they are a little bit similar to the Tour de France presentation jerseys. They have pockets and quite large buttons. They are not particularly warm nor waterproof but I can sell them quite cheaply. You can write Narberth Dynamos (or any other club) on them in biro. For those so inclined you could also scrawl a random collection of letters and symbols on them in the same way.
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MemberBloody Hell Huw, well done mate, a fantastic achievement.
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MemberStrange you should mention the barmaid, Ants, because I thought she gave me a funny look when I ordered a dust and coke.
If anyone wants a Northern Dynamos gilet like mine (see photo) I think Leights is having a batch made up in the sweatshop behind Bessie’s.
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MemberCorrect me if I’m mistaken, Michael, but what you seem to be saying is that we should embrace our past experiences, good, bad or indifferent, and rather than dwell on our imperfections we should use this life learning to shape the future choices in what remains of our days.
Profound.
..and if anyone wants to dress up as a lady you’re happy to take some photo’s.
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MemberIs she in Valleyman’s book?
If the Northern Dynamos want to act out a little piece as well I’m sure that will be fine.
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MemberCouple of pints in the Ivy tomorrow from 6.
Roger. Nut. has agreed to show off his new bike, the one with the fridge in it.
All welcome.
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MemberSurely you mean 59?
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Member… stop abruptly?
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MemberSo it looks like Huw is interested and Slinky has taken a leaf out of Mat G’s book and is writing in code. I’ll just get you one of everything Plummy.
Anyone else?
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MemberWTF!
I quite like cycling by the coast. In fact, I know a girl who will buy you an ice cream in Amroth if she likes the look of you.
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