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Sweaty Eds
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I thought I would have a go at another poem to commemorate our Land’s End to John O’Groats Turbo Challenge. I started off using the same old

Bloody Land’s End to bloody John O’Groats
Long bloody hour, sore bloody scrote

that I’d used a couple of time before, but when I got to

Lazy bloody Slinky cycling four-bloody-teen

I could only rhyme it with

Thirty bloody two! Competitive GP, very bloody keen

so I thought I’d have a go at a Haiku instead, using the 5, 7 and 5 rule.

Land’s End to John O’Groats

Land’s End to John O’Groats
Dynamo’s Turbo Challenge
Well done everyone

Land’s End to John O’Groats
Twenty-four hours on High St
Quite sweaty in parts

Land’s End John O’Groats
Chucking out time at the Eagle
Participants in pants

Land’s End to John O’Groats
Pre Spar spin for good time girls
Mini skirts and stilettos

Land’s End to John O’Groats
Dynamos Turbo Challenge
Piece of piss, really!

Maybe it’s a bit highbrow.