I have been disappointed to see in the social media that my name has been linked with this week’s ruling in the US. I suppose, following my taming of the Bwlch in May and continued good form in the Turbo Session on Tuesday, that this was inevitable. I would like to categorically state that my urine has always been that colour and my dilated pupils and twitchy manner are recognised side effects of a particularly potent athlete’s foot medication that I have been trying.
I hope by coming clean that this will be the end of the matter.
