Ok, so what about a combination of the Cyclist’s Prayer, Turbo Bloody Training and, the old classic, Clover Train.
The soon to be viral video starts in a darkened hall, from the gloom appear a phalanx of helmeted figures, in unison they chant the Cyclist’s Prayer..
‘Our Stava, which art on the website’ etc
following the climax of this the lights illuminate a train of cyclists on turbo’s all following the man-mountain that is Clover
‘Get on, get on, get on, the Clover Train’
half way through one of our more hip members, say Ants, recites the Turbo Bloody Training poem, add a few globally catchy groovy moves and before you can say Gangnam Style we have ourselves an unstoppable worldwide juggernaut of fame, fortune and class A narcotics.