Reply To: Thursday Oct 3rd

[Sweaty Eds]

Mike

Before you do anything too hasty I think it wise that you consider the words of the Dynamos God of Winter, the Very Reverend Nick Brown, ‘may his wheels forever travel in circles’. In his Sermon from the brow of Fresh East the Very Reverend did decree… ‘following the balmy days of endless sunshine and cycling there should follow of period of inactivity broken only by the occasional inner ring base miles ride on the Sabbath and regular self-flagellation in the form of the Tuesday Turbo.’ He goes on… ‘During this period followers should rehydrate thoroughly on dark winter ales and maintain homeostasis through the copious ingestion of crisps and dry roasted peanuts.’

I must admit I was a little surprised when I learnt of his teachings last winter but am now almost evangelical in my following. As a clubmate, I am willing to accompany you on your journey to enlightenment, shall we start this Friday at 6 in The Ivy?