Re: New Year's Day Ride

[ValleyMan]

Brothers Sweaty and Leights

Whilst your dedication to spreading the gospel according to his holiness Sir Wiggo of Olympia is to to be admired, your solo venture into the wasteland undermines my efforts to highlight to failings of the heathen order nestling on our southern shores who are wanten to both fracture and discourse.

We must maintain our discipline and unite around the true teachings of our faith that ye shall venture forth only on the Sabbath unless the clocks are celebrating the joys of British Summertime. Woe betide those who are cast asunder as ‘Splitters’ by the Gospel according to Brian.

You have been warned

Abott