F..k me, Julie
I think that is truly
A fantastic idea
At this time of year.
I’m hoping to make it
and that my candle stays lit
But you forgot in your rhyme
To specify a time
For us to embark
On this festive lark.
Permit a suggestion,
This really isn’t banter
Why don’t we organise
A dynamos secret Santa.
Actually, no
Ignore that
The last thing I want
Is a Worzels album from Mat (G)