Shocking news has reached us from Valley Road.
As the deadline passed for nominating members to stand for election as officers of the Club, a grand total of 0 (zero, nil, none, bugger all) nominations had been received by the incumbent Club Secretary.
In an exclusive interview for the Club Forum he commented:
‘Once again this election has caught the imagination of the members as the nominations are on a par with the numbers received in 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2014. Clearly the members remain very happy with the current dictatorship under our Supreme Chairman Butcherboy and his cadre of loyal henchmen. In celebration of the great and glorious unopposed victory of our Dear Leader we are planning a cycling tour of other sympathetic totalitarian states, i.e. North Korea and Scotland.’
Communiqué Ends.
All members are expected to attend the ceremonial swearing in at Narberth Rugby Club on 12 June 2015 at 7.00pm. However, the first one to stop clapping should remind themselves it is Hog Roast season; you have been warned.
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