Thank you for your concern slinky. I am perfectly safe. I managed, with a little help from my pump, an inner tube and my waterproof as a sail to improvise a very effective raft. I ended up sailing through wisemans bridge at which point the wind changed and blew me out to sea. I am currently seeking refuge on Caldey. I would have posted earlier to let you know I was safe but I’ve been busy eating chocolate and making perfume. Tough luck Valleyman- bit longer to wait for your promotion!!
