Re: New Year's Day Ride

[Sweaty Eds]

Sorry Abott

It must’ve been the glass of Buckfast Abbey wine I had on NYE, it always makes me hyper. I understand that I have done wrong and must make amends. I think the punishment of wearing the hair-shirt for a fortnight and chanting the mantra ‘I am not Sir Brad, I am a very naughty boy’ a thousand times after evensong is reasonable given the seriousness of the crime, but really, please, I beg you, don’t make me record and publish my mileage for the year.

I remain your penitent servant.