Whilst in hospital I had a few tests done….I’m lactose intolerant and also the dinner needs to be gluten free and free of nuts..in this last week I’ve become a Jewish Muslim Hindu and therefore I can’t eat pork or beef…ah If I’m Jewish that means I can’t leave the house after nightfall on a friday….me thinks life is getting complicated..its enough to drive one to drink…oh no..I forgot I’ve become a Methodist as well…
